Synopsis
Philip "HAWK" Hawkins doesn't just dream about killing vampires He eats, sleeps, drinks and freakin' breaths it! After getting kicked out the Army for staking a fellow soldier with a blunt two by four, Hawk almost dies of boredom working as a night security guard in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California USA. Just when it looks like all Hawk's options in life have expired, filthy blood-sucking vampires appear and of course Nobody believes him! With his back up against the wall, his sweaty Karate Kid headband on and hordes of murderous vampires closing in, Hawk enlists the help of the one person who kind of believes him Revson "REV" McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together they join forces to save the whole entire freakin' world! Well at least their hometown anyway.